You know,
I'm a very good person
I love myself the most
I give everybody a reason
To smile... and such
You see,
I may not be the best friend
I might seem bad in the end
But if you're of use to me
Fortune is what you will get to see
No, I'm not abusing you
In fact, I claim the opposite
You can do whatever you want
Until I'm sick of it
I have received the gift
Of divine insight
I'm sure I know you better
Than what you think is right
In the most perfect world
You are my servants
I am the leader,
Your mighty excellence
You know,
There is no doubt
I am the best
Much better than the rest
Now and forever
Everything I touch
Turns into gold
And if I'm out of gold
I'll just take it from the old
I've learned my lesson
If life ain't worth living
There's still one thing to try
Just suck other's lives dry
I know your weak spots
I'll turn you against yourself
I'll make you cheer for me
Yes, that's what I'd like to see
I'm god and you are nothing
Bow down and kiss my feet
I'll kick you in your face
Just when I feel like it
Now that you know my true self
I hope you understand
I'm the most generous person
Our god could ever send