Welcome to another episode of
Fucking Annoying
Questions
Okay, what the fuck is this about?
You're yet another victim in one of those crazy institutes, where the audience enjoys seeing you suffer as much as possible.
What took you so long to release this?
I, uh, what year is it?
2010.
Crap. Stupid time machine.
Okaaaay. So, is the dragon in Halfquake Sunrise?
I'd have to check again, I don't remember.
Is Halfquake Sunrise in black and white again?
It's more of a gray this time.
Is the victim going to die in the end?
Everybody dies in the end! Didn't you get the memo?
Is Somos the final boss again?
Last time I asked him to reprise his role, he refused.
Is there going to be another Halfquake part?
I don't think so.
Why not?
Trilogy sounds better than quadrilogy. Then again, quintology has a certain ring to it.
How long is the game?
Depends on how long you're playing, I guess.
How difficult is it?
That's difficult to say. You're probably gonna need those quicksave and quickload keys a few times.
Why is there no walkthrough?
How much does Halfquake Sunrise cost?
You're only gonna have to spend time, tears and blood. Well, time, at least.
Is there another part where the victim has to wait for twenty minutes?
Of course! This time the victim actually has to wait for forty minutes. Some people complained about not having enough free time while playing Halfquake Amen. So, we fixed that.
Why not ninety minutes? We could watch a movie then.
Don't be silly.
Wait, where are you going? I have more questions!
They will have to wait. I'm going to sleep for a while.
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